PIRATES in Bran Hambric 2?!

KAN recently tweeted this quote from book two of the Bran Hambric series. (Ew, I almost called it a saga. KAN is NOT Smeyer.)

“How many descendants does a pirate usually have?” Bran said with shock. #BranHambric2

All I have to say in response is : LOLWUT.

Also,  there have been some epic rumors about what will happen in this book. Word around the fandom is: there will be pirates, zombie unicorns, and evil baby orphanages.

Here’s what we’ve heard so far: Rosie will be pregnant with Bartley Wilomas’ kid, but upon getting her evil baby ultrasound will find out that it is neither a boy or a girl; it is evil.  We will later be told that Astara is evil as well. Or at least that she escaped from the evil baby orphanage but doesn’t remember it. She will imprint on Rosie/Bartley’s kid, whom they decided to name Teeny Ephemeris. (Which, incidentally, is an anagram of Stephenie Meyer. Lack of originality much, KAN?)

In case you guys didn’t already know: The second book in the series is called Bran Hambric: TSK. No one knows what that means yet, and Kalip is trying to keep the enigma going. Lame.

What do YOU GUYS think TSK stands for? Eh? Eh? Let us know in the comments!


4 Responses to “PIRATES in Bran Hambric 2?!”

  1. 1 dylan stevens
    February 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    tsk id ‘the spector key’

  2. 2 BOB
    April 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    Pretty dam awsome.

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